I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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