I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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