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Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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