found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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