craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Randomize
