and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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