how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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