Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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