i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She bit a glass in half.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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