I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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