awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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