She's JV to your varsity
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
As shirtless as possible
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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