We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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