If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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