ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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