You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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