If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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