You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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