How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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