Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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