You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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