Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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