Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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