so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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