i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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