O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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