Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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