are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my shit smells like andre
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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