This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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