I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i think i have herpe
just one?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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