id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Rumble strips road head = magical
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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