I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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