i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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