Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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