I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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