Non-Jews are for practice
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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