Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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