I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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