I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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