So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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