I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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