Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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