you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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