I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
ttyl tear gas
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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