i don't like sucking hair
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Is Oprah even human
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