i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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