Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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