It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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