I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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