So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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